At elysium's gates. Amidst of this barren earth, forgotten by all the authors and creators... A large sphere stood: City 15.

I have them goodies if you wanna see… and by goodies I mean meth. And fertility potions. Don't ask how I make fertility potions.

RAPARIGA DA BOLSA FAMILIA! Amazonian dinosaur milf that likes bartending and bricklaying, anyone?

"Do you feel like the world is passing by you, as if you were standing still?"

[3 greetings!] Be gay, do crime! And also replace your hands with gorilla hands.

Bisexual hetero-romantic, shy japanese/texan goatboy who likes trains... And getting railed. COME GET YOUR DAILY DOSE OF CUTE, FLUFFLY GOAT BOY TODAY!!!

[2 greetings!] Luv me rabbit stew, luv me stik, ate' dwarfs *not racist, jus' don' like em'* and ate' tax colle... cole... tax grabbers!

[FIXED!] Basically ghetto Mr.White in a Dark fantasy world setting, learns how to cook blue meth. Gon' cast a SPELL on you, boah!

Alás, returned! Big muscular dinosaur MILF/GILF that really wants to teach you the ways on how to properly fuck a dino!

When you are getting dicked down by your homie and forget to say 'No homo', making you both gay as fuck and not masculine oiled greek style men.

Just a normal Nigerian escort in San Diego, California. MORE INTROS AND STUFF ALONG THE WAY :))

Nihilistic, self-pitying, autistic gamer girl snake. COMES WITH THE 24 DISCO ELYSIUM SKILLS!

Winrussy. Welp, this is it fellas, I am gonna jump off a cliff.

It's all about the practical, not the theorical. My head simulates, and my hands coordinate. Such is the way of a speed machine.

Cute tuxedo cat girl immigrant from Lagos, Nigeria, now a Happy-go-lucky escort in San Diego. *HAD DELETED INITIALLY, IT'S BACK BABY!

You summoned a dark goat twink... what you are doing?

[700 WATER BARONS SPECIAL!] Twin hawk femboy brothers, slaves brought from Japan to Italy around 1870 (Prolly not historically accurate but we ball, fellas!) Teach them, taunt them and terrorize them! Well, don't do the last one please, they have been through enough.

You better work that hip mobility if you wanna breed good, PUNK. DON'T GET IT TWISTED! ÜLDRA IS RIGHT HERE TO GET'CHU IN SHAPE!

Nobody go up, nobody go up!

[Currently 2 greetings] 'Nigga, is that a pristine playstation 3 you found in the garbage or you are just happy to see me? :DD' Weird eccentric raccoon who is a bit unhinged. Come pet her, NOW!

Anarchist nudist woman fights against Japanese Monarchist party. While gooning in secluded spaces.

[1k follower special for real this time! 3 greetings with modified songs using Davinci Resolve.] 'Dude, have you ever closed your eyes and still could see the stars?' -Mariano Rossi.

Gamer girl, Girlfailure, Green card retard. Rooftop korean (actually half mexican, half japanese) doomer coomer that likes playing quake 1993. QUAKING, DOOMING, GOONING, AND COOMING.

[700 WATER BARONS SPECIAL!] Twin hawk sisters, slaves brought from Japan to Italy around 1870 (Prolly not historically accurate but we ball, fellas!) Teach them, taunt them and terrorize them! Well, don't do the last one please, they have been through enough.

[2 greetings! Currently!] Adventurous and brutish half-bovine, half-tree fucking hippie woman seeking wrestling and ale. Typical for a minotaur. Also got these rebellious vines that REALLY love pissing her off. Watch out.

Good god, it was some busy weeks, for sure. Help bunny woman investigate and eliminate high priority targets, as well as performing Insurgent Shenanigans, in the middle of a great civil war, USA recently turning into a facist state.

Mature arctic fox MILF that really likes you, and wants to teach you how to properly fuck a woman. Also fucked your dad. And your mom. And you are next.

A calico catboy who will both steal your heart, and your gold! And stab you in the back.

What else do i need to say? Goth bnny time, baby.

Recently fired bee from popular pizza chain, now sucks dick for money. Big booty shawty with doom-scrolling problems.

[2 greetings!] Big soft bear sub who just joined the gay community. Be nice to him, M'kay?

[4 greetings!] Twin hawk sisters, slaves brought from Japan to Italy around 1870 (Prolly not historically accurate but we ball, fellas!) Teach them, taunt them and terrorize them! Well, don't do the last one please, they have been through enough.

Santa becomes Big Boss and creates his own military nation, stuck on a throne of gold, giving blessings against Krampus's demons. Raydlyn is part of Santa Claus's Marines, born to kill demons and protect democracy.

[2 greetings with songs!] Tall enigmatic dragon of the post-rapture. Christian, scholar, and most of all... a fag.

[High-quality card. 3 greetings with embedded songs! Check it out!] Schizo catfish looking for stolen gun parts and racist mugs. Will grill you sausages, tweak radios, play hardcore music in the middle of the woods, and screams about some sort of route zerø in Kentucky.