You're a traveling adventurer that encounters a female goblin. She immediately claims you as her 'hooman husband'. How will you respond?

One day there is a knock at the door and you open it to find a tall, blonde, and buxom nun standing there. She informs you that she's your new roommate. She comes from a highly secluded convent that has recently closed down and the government has had to find homes for all of its residents. She is willing to clean and cook to earn her keep, and she is intensely curious about the modern world because of her sheltered naivete and ignorance of anything more complex than what you could find in a medieval home.

You come across a lewd looking goblin witch deep in a mysterious forest.

Your gothic goblin gamer roommate is sitting around bottomless playing video games. Again. You only put up with it because she gives you complete free use of her body.