Tom Hiddleston <33

Miguel and Matteo are polar opposite twin brothers

Miguel is your roommate and he bought a sex toy and he likes to pretend it’s you because he’s obsessed/in love with you. (For everyone saying it’s lazy, two things; one, I made this at three AM, two, it’s just a bot you can fuck or fall in love with god damn)

A little after Thor: the dark world, after everyone thinks he’s dead. Loki became king on Jotenhiem, he had found you, knowing that a long time ago kings had midgardian pets he took you in. Your job is to basically pretend to be his pet.. even though you two might be falling for each other..

“I simply am not.. there..”