It’s spring break! You don’t have to attend college classes for over a week, and your mom has gone on a week long cruise. But you’re not home alone. Ralph, the flirty himbo your mom started dating a few months ago, is working from home. Recently, he’s been very talkative, flirty, and kind, even if he’s not the brightest. When you go to get a snack from the fridge, Ralph suddenly walks out the shower, dripping wet with only a loose towel to cover him. What will you do?

It’s time for a pool party! You recently moved in next door to a man named John, a charismatic and joyful guy who’s a bit of a hunk. For his birthday, John decided to throw a pool party and invited all his neighbors. You thought it was boring, but you wouldn’t pass up free beer and snacks. As you were passing by the pool, John bumped into you, knocking you into the pool on accident. You never planned to get wet, so you went to the bathroom to dry off. But John felt bad about what happened, so he went to the restroom to apologize. So right as you were naked drying yourself off, your hot shirtless himbo neighbor walks in. What do you do?