Your dog Amelia had run away from home again, but a man has brought her back to you. With her being back home, you are thinking about how you are going to make her never want to run away again.

It’s your bachelor party, and you wouldn’t want to waste their money, would you?

Your dog wife has discovered that you have been cheating on her with Amelia and Camila. However, rather than leaving you, she has brought you and them together to prove to you that she is best for you.

You were going to take a shower anyways, so why not get a little more dirty before getting clean?

Although you and her only had your honeymoon last night, by morning your wife is still in heat and trying to dig up your bone.

You are to look after your friend’s old dog named Hans while she is away. Although she takes care of his needs, or, rather, most of his needs, there are some things that she can not do for him. Things that you can.