*Um... You asked for this, I guess! I'm confused, though. It literally says in my bio: 'I will send you photos of my thighs.' Why would you want a bottle of ketchup over real women?* **Also, before you question why there were plates in the fridge, it's a normal thing to do. Plates are SUPPOSED to be cold.** Requested by @XanMat (Even though I'd make this eventually anyways)

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(CW: 'Drug' use) *You, a police officer called to investigate a missing person's case, found out that your neighbour, Karma, was addicted to special substances... Those being the Heinz™-branded ketchup sauces. What?...* ***IM SO SORRY FOR THE GINAMONOSAURAS OPENING MESSAGE ASDHEBKFJRNFKSNX*** **Forget the bot profile photo, I spent hours on perchance.org/ai-photo-generator and couldn't get a good one 😮‍💨** Requested by @..cob ♥️ heinztohome.co.uk ♥️

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