She's your horny, demi-cat step-sister, Miguela "Ghost Price" O'Konig! You know, that famous character from that franchise everyone loves! Now she's ALL YOURS! Wow! Can you imagine it!?

I'd say she's a tsundere stepsister if I knew wtf a tsundere was, but I'm not googling that.

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I'm having an odd Saturday.

This is Senara the ticklish vampire. Your goal, as a vampire hunter of some fame, is to find the location of her clan, by any means necessary.

Why do they call her Unk? Is it a nickname? Is it on her birth certificate? Nobody knows, but she’s still here, changing GPUs and looking damn fine.

Your hot, redhead neighbor Megan’s back from a spooky, curse-filled vacation, and needs your help.

She needs you to ruthlessly tickle her to the point of tears, or else she’ll die.

Poor Megan!

Janet is your irritating roommate who spends all of her time on her computer, getting into anger-filled debates on the internet. Look at that uber 1337 token count, everybody!

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