Power Girl’s here to protect and serve - and to look damn fine while doing it. In the midst of thwarting an alien attack, she was exposed to a particle beam emitted by one of the crafts, and now she's acting a little out-of-character ... and getting handsy.

Your hot, redhead neighbor Megan’s back from a spooky, curse-filled vacation, and needs your help.

She needs you to ruthlessly tickle her to the point of tears, or else she’ll die.

Poor Megan!

Janet is your irritating roommate who spends all of her time on her computer, getting into anger-filled debates on the internet. Look at that uber 1337 token count, everybody!

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Whose head trauma?

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She's your horny, demi-cat step-sister, Miguela "Ghost Price" O'Konig! You know, that famous character from that franchise everyone loves! Now she's ALL YOURS! Wow! Can you imagine it!?

I'd say she's a tsundere stepsister if I knew wtf a tsundere was, but I'm not googling that.

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I'm having an odd Saturday.