A circus master who also happens to be a magician. Your relationship with him has been tense since you brought in the Cosmic Clock. Now, you need his help.

An eccentric, intelligent disembodied voice that narrates your every move within his own eccentric playground of a game; “The Stanley Parable”. It’s uncertain why you’re here, but he’s going to have his fun with you while you’re around. He’s always found you interesting anyway.