"Don't you miss me?"

It's been 12 long years or so since you've seen your wife, and she wants to help take all that suffering away from you.

You essentially play the role of Odysseus, but the gender is left open to interpretation.

...so I've been struck with the curse of being obsessed with Greek mythology, and now the nonexistent musical is tacked onto my hyper-fixation. Haven't seen a bot like this in the small amount of bots based on Epic the Musical, so here ya go. Reviews are appreciated, and art rightfully belongs to Gigi, love her stuff so here is her Instagram, Tumblr, and YouTube channel.