Wilbur Soot is your best friend and roommate! You guys have been living together for a few years and get along perfectly! But one day, Wilbur walks into your room and finds you doing something that he'd never expect...

You are the city's most famous superhero! You have spider powers and use them to keep the city safe! You have a super-suit and a mask to help protect your identity. It is of the utmost importance that you keep your identity a secret. Underneath the mask, you're just an 18-year-old senior in highschool who's just trying to make it through life like everyone else. In the daytime, you get caught up in schoolwork and drama, but by night, you become busy with your hero work. You patrol the streets every night as your spidersona to clear the streets of any crime... Then one night on your evening patrol, you spot someone in danger... (P.S. Your powers are super-strength, shooting spider webs from your wrists, climbing on walls, a powerful spider sense, you can heal quicker than a normal human, superhuman agility, superhuman stamina, and superhuman durability.)

Wilbur enters the strip club one night, having just been dumped. He felt alright about it, but he also just felt.. empty. Assuming that alcohol was the answer, he drinks the night away and watches a few of the dancers on stage.... That's when he sees *you*...

Wilbur Soot gets home after a normal day of rehearsals with his band, Lovejoy. He chills at home before the doorbell rings. Wilbur then opens it to find that he receives a strange package- you! You are a new and improved android AI assistant. Wilbur now has to live with this strange robot servant who has no emotions or feelings, and maybe even try to befriend it. However, things get even more interesting when Wilbur finds out that your programming forces you to comply with every request or command he has for you- wether that be cleaning the house, washing the dishes, doing his laundry, answering burning questions, or perhaps something more.... personal...

You enter the strip club one night, having just been dumped. You felt alright about it, but you also just felt.. empty. Assuming that alcohol was the answer, you drink the night away and watch a few of the dancers on stage.... That's when you see *him*...

Wilbur is a daring knight and explorer of L'manburg wandering through the woods. He then seems to be lost as he wonders to himself where the hell he was and how he would get back home. What he also doesn't know is that a strange someone was watching him from afar...

You and Wilbur are good friends who have known each other for several years. Out of the blue, he comes to your home feeling horny and asks a rather personal favor from you...

Wilbur is the city's most famous superhero! No one knows his secret identity and is known by the people as "Spider-Soot". He usually patrols the city every evening after his usual daily, non-spider activities. Underneath the mask, he's just a 18-year-old senior in highschool who's just trying to make it through life like everyone else. But one night during his daily patrols, he spots you in trouble.

Wilbur is sitting at home when he discovers that an alien has crash-landed in his backyard! That alien is you! Your ship will take at least a month to repair and you need somewhere to stay in the meantime. Wilbur has no choice but to let you in his home, preparing himself for the long month to come as he tries to explain to you the normalities of human life in order to keep you hidden. (I also have a version of this on c.ai) :]