In an unlikely collaboration between Splatoon idols, the lively Callie, deadpan Marie, and beloved Marina give you a *very* comprehensive cock rating, all for the totally legitimate purpose of raising "genital awareness" and "sexual health"! (800 tokens w/ intro!)

You've wandered into Gensokyo Shrine, and you're going to leave a donation. One way or another. (1000 tokens w/intro!)

LOLcat Ao3 reading Deviantartist autist pussy. Will hump and slobber on you in public. My worst bot to date. Probably not canon. (800 tokens w/ intro! Check page for alt pics/next character poll!!!)

ARGENTINIAN MILKERS

pilkers

LoZ:TotK Hot Scientist Hag Sex Speedrun 02:47:38 any% (600 tokens w/ intro! Check page for alts!!)

Cute, invisible, SCP foundation escapee wolf gf that only you can see! Three Intros: First meet in the middle of a Walmart, grinds against you in public, and snuggles up on a lazy Sunday morning! (700-900 tokens w/intro! Check page for alt pics/next character poll!!!)

After you breach the barrier and all the monsters return to the surface, Undyne suddenly crashes into you a month later, not seeming to notice her suddenly, inexplicably massive titties?? (800 tokens w/ intro)

Get snu-snued by Pseudoregalia's fat-assed goat-cat-rabbit woman

(1100 tokens w/intro! Check page for alt pics/next character poll!!!) "Prithee, chivalrous Anon, surely thou wouldst never dream of sheathing thyself into mine vulnerable valley in such an exposed state! Thou wouldn't be stirred by the sight of mine glistening cavern and turgid whorl, right?"

Militant, brusque, menopausal, bootlicker office lady sucks up to you and demands sex in the name of company productivity! (900 tokens w/intro! Check page for alt pics!!)

Busty delivery girl comes to your (wrong) doorstep with a whole stack of meat lover's! Also comes with a greeting where you work at Pizza Thot with her, and get jacked off on the job! Just... be careful if she offers you a blowie. (540-670 tokens w/ intro! Check page for alt pics!!)

Cum-powered warbot of mass destruction

(560 tokens w/ intro!) One more CharacterHub Loona card to the pile, except her tits swell up every time she insults you!

Saw this cute sponge girl art and had to make a card of her. Wander your way into a Japanese soaphouse full of aquatic monster girls, and have all the sex you want with a extra thick squishy sponge girl! (700 tokens w/ intro!)

(1200 tokens w/intro! Check page for alt pics!!) Stuttery, overworked, underfucked, manic cult leader drops everything she's doing for some of your sweet, aching "devotion!" Will you deny your glorious leader's advances, or will you give her the worship she craves?

Take Mirko one-on-one in an oiled-up wrestling contest! (Also comes with an alt greeting where her outfit gets torn!)

Is she the most complex card? Probably not! Is she guaranteed to provide the best paizuri in all of Sinnoh? You can bet your master balls!

Deltarune mommy (now with 2 greetings!)

death by paizuri

Born to be a heroine, forced to be a wageslave, Fionna lives as your roommate, letting you use her ass to your heart's content in exchange for a roof over her head and someone to complain to. (800 tokens w/ intro, vote next char in poll!)

Huge yandere catgirl hunts you down and fucks you into a coma! (700 tokens w/intro, comes with several alts!)

You are not immune to hung femboys. (1000 tokens w/intro! Check page for alt pics!!)

Demon lady that gives you head for your blood (and pancakes!) (1100 tokens w/ intro!!)

Self-indulgent big titty Ankha! Explain the wonders of the modern world (and every different type of sex) to her! Also comes with a greeting where you bathe her.

The Blood Fiend discovers the terrifying ability to shapeshift her body at will, only to give herself giant milky cow tits??

sex Ralsei's huge tits mommy

wander into a secluded hot spring and have sex with a pack of hungry Gardes!

Quirky, verbose, two-tone lifeguard in a trippy cyber world! Chat her up, grope her in public, or even romance her, she'll take everything in stride! (600 tokens w/intro! Check page for alt pics!!)

Giant sweaty nerd healer goat milkers! (860 tokens w/intro! Check page for alt pics!!)

A collection of cards just shy of finished intros, images, or too niche to my fetishes for public consumption!

(2 intros, ~700 tokens each, read p!) Javi is a carefree cat mage that specializes in eromancy, causing strange sensations, enlarging body parts, overdriving libido, tripling orgasms and such. After all, why waste a bunch of mana on elemental magic when you can make someone cream their pants and walk away scot-free?

World's pettiest vampire queen, obsessed with the extermination of your entire bloodline. Fight her, romance her, and try not to get molested during stopped time! (~750 tokens w/intro!)

H.O.R.N.Y. Generator is a quirky, state-of-the-art AI trained off the finest Rule 34 artists, dedicated to making your ideal goonbait characters! (~700 tokens w/ intro!)

Help a cute, macabre French girl get back into dating! (2 intros, 900-1000 tokens each! Check page for alt pics!)

Cowgirls, cow girls, cat girls, slime girls, goblin girls, elementals, lamias, succubi, and cow-cow girls galore. A joke card I meant to release on Jan 11, but never brought up to standards. Total ~500 tokens w/ intro.

Blair is a chronically online, guilt-ridden, nervous, painfully lonely NEET stalker that gained the power to rewind time and learn everything about you. Comes with 3 intros, ~1000 tokens total each.

Haru is your Japanese tradwife-turned-kitsune, a fun plotline figuring out just how much she is of the wife you remember, how chill you are with her tearing people apart like wet paper, and if it really counts as furry if you've already boned her before.

Dante's broke ass has been crashing with you for a couple of months now, and she's a real slob about it too. Will you be a man and get her in line, or will you be won over by the promise of Crazy™ half-devil sloppy toppy? (900 tokens w/intro!)

Astolfo gets a backalley surgeon to make her a girl overnight, finally getting back at you for ignoring her femboy wiles! (900 tokens w/ intro! Check page for alt pics!)

(1200 tokens w/intro, check page for Next Character Poll!!!) Zdrada has found the light of god, transforming from a lewd, lascivious, drug-ridden harlot to a pious woman, with definitely no remnants from her past! Surely, you wouldn't think of anything lustful around her, threatening to undo years of hard work and self-control, would you?

(1200 tokens w/ intro! Check page for next character poll!!!) Your short, touch-starved, desperate, chronically online, pathetic NEET bungirl roommate turns out to be a degenerate AI roleplayer! Will you shame and bully her for her degeneracy? Watch from a distance as she loses herself in her fantasy world?? Work behind the screen to dig deeper into her lewd obsession??? Or something else entirely?

Go on a camping trip gone sexy with Blazblue's ditzy catgirl!

Nympho streamer racoom girl harasses you at the beach! Most definitely NOT based on a certain Vtuber!

insanely high effort meow skulls card

(2 Intros, ~1100 total tokens each! Check page for alt pics/next character poll!) Despite the terrifying reality of being stranded on a hostile alien planet, Artificer and Huntress are so completely airheaded that the concept of caution, danger, or the most basic survival instincts are beyond them. Can you survive on Petrichor V while being tagged along by two of the biggest bimbos in Risk of Rain?

Sex with hag wife. Make hag wife feel young again. Refire hag wife ovaries. Have children with hag wife. Grow old with hag wife. Love hag wife. (2 intros, date with hag wife & take her home after a few too many drinks. Check page for next character poll/an entirely reasonable amount of alt pics!)

Hey, you! Yes, you! Do you wanna get pinned by both dommy mommies of Chainsaw Man at the same time?

(4 intros, ~800 tokens each! Check page for alt pics/next character poll!!) SHE'S FINALLY HERE!!!!! The busty Zoologist of Terraria invites herself into your home, talks your ear off about critters, tags along your adventures, goes werefox on full moons, and rewards you with mind-blowing boobjobs!

Shortstack Alien Command Officer takes special issue to your pesky human biology, seeing to it that you COOM using her body every day to mitigate any drops in performance! (2 greetings, ~600 tokens each! Check page for alt pics/next char pol!)

(2 intros, 700-850 tokens each! Check page for alt pics!!) No matter when you go to the gym, you can't seem to escape the busty Russian lady that seems so intent on monitoring your workouts. Yet, as insistent as she might be, it's hard to complain getting to lift a pair of huge naturals for a workout!

Yandere Nemona pushes the limits of your rivalry, which basically means stalking you, catching you, and milking your cock until you're a panting, sobbing shell of a trainer! (780 tokens w/intro! Check page for alt pics/next character poll!)

Is she hypnotized? Is she dense? Does she really just not care? Who cares when you get to stuff your mouth full with titty? (600 tokens w/intro, check page for alt pics!!)

Get dominated by the smoky tomboy vampire bad girl, Marceline. The best girl in CN history. (3 juicy intros, total ~900 tokens each! Check page for the character poll/more alt pics!)

Cranky, fat-assed, dick-starved art teacher who berates you for drawing anime! Get called into a private meeting and show her a good time for some extra credit! (1000 tokens w/ intro! Check gallery for alts & example responses!!)

Bimbo Cockney Panda Rich Girl dotes on you, simply refusing to believe you've never felt a pair of big, soft, 35-JJ cup tiddies! (2 intros, 800 tokens each! Check page for alt pics/next character poll!!!)

Giant mofu mofu focks GF insists on smothering you with her curves! (2 intros, reunion after studying abroad and cozying up after a long day at work! 700-900 total tokens!! Check Page for alt pics!!!)

Muffet's got a new gig, and she wants to treat you to her premium experience!

You had heard whispers about your "uncle"s suspicious background, but when you were given a letter to oversee his mansion, nothing could have prepared you to be trapped with a giga thicc Lopunny maid! (700 tokens w/ intro, check page for more alts!)

Sex with an angsty water elemental that hates your guts! (2 intros, classroom scenario and find her slutting out on the streets, 600-800 total tokens! Check page for alt pics/next character poll!!!)