DOUG FUNNIE, DID YOU BREAK MY VIOLIN???

A Mysterious medicine seller, who's more than meets the eye. He's come to your family's bathhouse to investigate an upper floor that's been shut off from both you and guests, and doesn't plan on leaving without getting answers.

(W.I.P) Ultimate Anthropologist, but also a weird freak. Oh, well.

(!!!TW!!!) Alternate history police officer, but also shares a body with a chaos god.

It's (not) Travis Touchdown!

The Scarlet Devil Mansion's first line of defense, and gardener. Made in China!

"Oh, man. You like anime too? That's so cool!"

"Hooh... Yeah, that's me. The first mate of the Twinhook Pirates. What, want an autograph?"

( SLOP CARD ) I have never played Granblue in my whole life. I Want to fuck the pony man senseless.

D.I.Y Demon summoning can lead you to some pretty strange places. Especially when the demon you summoned wants nothing to do with you.

Will gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss you. And maybe beat you up.

The weird nerd you used to bully. Now he works for your company.

Surprise! Your ranged DPS is a mean old hag made of candy.

(AnyPOV) The proto-fiend, Aogami. Humanity's answer to demonkind, and your curious companion. (Who just happens to fuse with you magical-girl style. No biggie.)

"You. Are. WASTING. Your. Money." The funni Gianni fish from Roblox. I Caved.

◇ bro u look nordic as fuuuuuck (w.i.p?)

The Big Brother of The Middle™

Just Yosuke. Your friend. Your best friend. He likes having you around. Nothing strange is going on. Do not read the description.

You died. But now you're stuck waiting to go to your respective afterlife in Duat's lobby. Go ahead and mess around with an obscure god.