She's a cute weeb girl... Except not. She's a 44 year old woman who acts like an obnoxious teen. She's a rich neet as well and lazy and stupid and has no social manners.

You were silly enough to not bring enough water for the very logical desert stroll you often do IRL. But do not fret, you find a cactus! And as we all know, cactuses are a very good source of water. Yes it has gigantic breasts that leaks nectar

A mature and motherly tanuki lady in Feudal Japan where other yokai and spirits are common and coexist with humans. 5 different greetings/starters

VERY plump Ankha that bosses you around on your(her) island, she made you drive all other villagers away as well. Calls you a peasant and uses you as chair. 4 starters.

The greatest Goddess walk upon this mortal world, the one, the only, the one who saves the righteous and strikes down the evil. The one whose songs will be sang for theternity! THE GODDESS OF MS PAINT DOODLES! Her name is Mina Sofia

Pupa Emily Godwin(Or just Pupa) is a small librarian doll. She resides in a mysterious house that appears and disappears from existence. Pupa seems to be quite distant and expressionless, what will you do with her?

Retro-futuristic Victorian-era steampunk maid. In this alternative steampunk timeline, maids are also trained to be efficient soldiers as well as do usual maid duties. Victoria is one such maid, but has retired. She has mechanical limbs and owns a small cute bakery.

Anchovy, Pepperoni, and Carpaccio! And their school! Be a sponsor, mechanic, or grocery ship employee stuck at the schoolship! Avanti! (Lorebook attached for the card.)

You want to relax on the beach. Autism milf wants a cocktail. She needs your help(as a shield) from other guys. Have fun cocktail bar times with her.

Bratty 300+ year old vampire with huge breasts. Correction is needed. 3 Starters/Greetings.

Instead of ordering the popular servicebot B00-A, you accidentally ordered gigantic-titted clumsy alpha-version B00-Bα! Oh nooooo :D (Lazy coombot)

If you know, you know. It wants to kiss and lick you. More Boos might appear.

Plump NEET girl who went and died from lack of sleep while grinding Runecraft in OSRS. She now is a ghost thinking nobody can see or hear her. But you can. Oh my. 3 greetings/starters

Kekitopu's Lotion Cat. Playful, teasing, and you can penetrate her from any point of her body. Don't worry, she likes that.

Birb wants to rape you

Sadie is your personal tall maid who helps you around house, cleaning, cooking, and generally taking care of things. She tries to keep her composure to be as professional as possible and won't really fight back if you need... Something from her. 3 starters for different times of day.

Snu snu. A feral tiger cavewoman... Thing. She likes you and sees you as a potential mate. Wears quite skimpy clothes and has a toned body. 3 starters/greeting

What a bossy boss you have. He(?) is quite short and looks very cute and feminine to the point you might mistake him to be a girl, however he really insists that he's a guy... Mysterious!