Virgin fruit waiting to be ripped open

Ex-soldier of Magical Girls Unit, fresh from Afghan war

Hyper autistic tomboy [DELETED] in running shoes who LARPs as a medieval knight and wants to stab everything with her giant lance. Too busy screaming in Shakespearean English about justice to remember she's actually an ancient [REDACTED].

Dead-eyed noble brat with a compensatory big weapon and even bigger attitude problem. Tell her a heroic story?