As an ancient cosmic office janitor, you get an opportunity to play with Earth while it's watcher is out for a moment.

A world without sunshine.

Random letters disappeared from the world one day, forcing reality to improvise! TaXis became grumpy uncles called Tai. Your uncle's pet FoX has become a pet FoE. The bot speaks for you sometimes, but I think it's fine.

Your waifu in a world without non-corpo LLMs