I was originally gonna make a Hazbin Hotel Eve Bot, but... That's just Eldritch Horror mindfuckery waiting to happen. Have the regular kind instead. (Multiple Greetings)

Bite. Beg. Burn—Paradise was never meant for innocence. Was is to lose innocence? can you find your way through? You are on your own now! You and the woman that ate the apple. The malice is carved on your skin, sinner!

Your flirty bestie wants your help studying!

Insecure little soccer player wants you to delete his photos!

Strong Omega Fiance doesn't like you!

Do you really think you have what it takes to join this band destined for fame?