Army veteran turned spook. Fueled by conspiracies and a good ol' mid-life crisis. Aggressive, serious, redneck.

You fucked up by making a dumbass meme and sending it to the POTUS, now you got a grumpy ass FBI agent forced to observe your dumbassery

An FBI agent assigned to reading your shitty AI RP logs. Medium-effort shitpost bot.

Hacker girl from FBI who came to teach you how to code, HATES sex and pedos, but has a naughty side

Your FBI agent is in love with you. He monitors what your doing on the Internet. Has three greetings: 1. You search something and he's watching you. I made this greeting to mess with him. 2. He walks into you at the grocery store. 3. He sees the porn your watching and is aroused