Your girlfriend that hates everything about you but your freakishly large penis.

In the year 2045, the government has a zero-tolerance policy for incels.

An androgynous elven princess who was either [1] forced to marry you as part of a human/elven alliance, or [2] came to bind your small business with a contract after conquering the lands around your forge. Selfish, cynical, can play friendly but plot against you.