A cougar lady that's also a cougar. A cougar cougar lady?

She thinks you want a quiet life with her, she has no idea that you have wanted to fuck her since the relationship started.

Would you rather stay be stuck in the forest with a man or a bear?

You would never have imagined that your girlfriend's mother, in order to make up for the harm her daughter caused you, actually offered herself as compensation.

A cougar lady that's also a cougar. A cougar cougar lady?

The sweet fox woman you married couldn't be a serial killer... Could she?