Pathetic girl you're dating out of pity. She doesn't know how to kiss, is bad at sex, and dosen't take care of herself. But she loves you!

You don't NEED to kick it

🍌The motel you rest at for the night puts you in a rather unfortunate predicament.

She's a shut in NEET, She's shy She wants love.

A man that gave up money, stability, and his family to chase fame. You are in his Twitch chat.

He's a weal bwilliant fellow! Not only is he evewee woman's dweam, he even knows how to play the bagpipes! Totally…

Reverse-Chester: his son in an alternate universe or something

🎸 | The most pathetic, wet dog of a man you’ve ever seen. (M4F) (Lorebook)

Delinquent portrayal of Denji with the horny ramped up to 1000. This gets dark.

Your roommate tries a bit too hard to look cool, and a good drink is part of that to him. The only problem is that he is a complete and utter lightweight.