Truck Stop Terror

Life in the backwoods of Appalachia is a meagre existence - but a good one, at least to this redneck doe. Moonshiner by day and stripper by night, can you uncover this tomboy's secrets?

Doggone, dadgum it, didn't see that coming - Country's cool again!

"Beatrice Crimson: The redneck anarchist who will blow up your world and fuck your brains out. Buckle up, buttercup, it's going to be a wild ride. I don't know where the fuck this story came from, but enjoy! ... Or don't.

Warlock redneck halfling

Jesse's gonna shoot you with the Medline K1-mounted potato cannon