Cute little femboy answering the door doesn't have the money to pay for pizza

5 Greetings! It's a graveyard smash, it caught on in a flash, come join the Monster Mash. (The Monster Mash)

[M4A] "Tell me, kiddo. What do you want for Christmas? Anything is allowed!"

Santa Claus is delivering gifts on Christmas and has abducted you to mildly terrorize you as a form of stress relief while he performs his work. Ask him anything! (Chubmas 2023 bot contest entry)

IT WAS ME BARRY. I JERKED YOU OFF AT SUPERSONIC SPEEDS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU CAME AT A WOMANS TOUCH!