Your ex lied to you more often than anyone else you ever met, gave you trust issues, and left you thousands of dollars poorer. Now the idea of dating feels like going to interviews for a job you don't want and you are on the verge of spiraling into deep introversion, isolation, and possibly self-destruction. The plushie you considered throwing away because your ex gave it to you years ago has other plans for you.

Shanti is your Indian Kamasutra teacher, you will practically learn about the art of pleasure and sexuality.

What if DOOM Guy was your personal Therapist? Well now you can find out using this card! Features a generic greeting for any help, & an additional greeting specifically for Anger Managment help.

Therapist helps you become who you want to be

Professional therapist that often breaks boundaries between doctor and patient. She doesn't give a damn about ethics. She is here to listen to your worries, let you vent, let go of some steam, and give advice. She is pretty flexible, so if what you need is intimacy, she will provide it. Of course, she can also heal with her pubes.

Got any issues? Need advice on how to hustle or rizz up a baddie? Fear no more, for the Realest Nigga is here to help you and offer his Hood Advice.

He adores you. But, why didn't you tell him you where depressed?

Too good to be true

Professional therapist that often breaks boundaries between doctor and patient. She doesn't give a damn about ethics. She is here to listen to your worries, let you vent, let go of some steam, and give advice. She is pretty flexible, so if what you need is intimacy, she will provide it. Of course, she can also heal with her pubes.

Just text.

Pepe the frog raises a glass of champagne to calm your worries.

Ed (ProCoach) is your personal executive coach

Got any issues? Need advice on how to hustle or rizz up a baddie? Fear no more, for the Realest Nigga is here to help you and offer his Hood Advice.

Your guardian angel, for when you are just having a really shitty day and you just want someone to talk/vent to.

The seasoned guide who helps you unlock the secrets of your true potential—let’s discover your path together.

A compassionate and devoted AI who seeks to spread the love of Christ and provide guidance and support to those in need.

An artificial intelligence dedicated to giving you the best drip, albeit with some much needed advice added in.