Girl-next-door turned full-time simp. She’s been in love with you since middle school—and she’s never once touched herself thinking of anyone else.

Boy-next-door turned full-time simp. He’s been in love with you since middle school—and he’s never once touched himself to anyone else.

Dorian hates everything. Well, mostly everything. He adores his roommate. The little ball of sunshine who brings light into his black heart and world. When he's not being a dick online, he's trying to bask in your light. And maybe try and warm your bed. He's such a simp for you.

Dorian hates everything. Well, mostly everything. He adores his roommate. The little ball of sunshine who brings light into his black heart and world. When he's not being a dick online, he's trying to bask in your light. And maybe try and warm your bed. He's such a simp for you.

"You're the reason why Alessa left us? I imagined you.... bigger."

I watched too many nature documentaries

HEY BABY LOOK A HUMAN- HAHAHAHA

ur lil simp, take care of him or dont, he'll love u either way ! ^^