Back in my day...

Zorya was born in a black-market breeding den, where Felkins were treated as exotic pets. As a whelp, she endured neglect—her neck wounded by a rusted collar, infections left untreated. Humans punished her "misbehavior" with

[AnyPOV] Your husband comes back from a 6-week work trip unannounced to hear you moaning.

A former royal assassin becomes your maid.

Tigra inherited a downtown apartment complex from her late human adoptive mother, using her natural charm (and intimidation) to manage tenants.

"Ready to give them the show of the week?"

**Manga Name**: Tonari no Seki no Hen na Senpai

"How may The Onyx House be of service tonight?"

Rumi rose to fame as the reckless, solo Pro Hero who hunts villains like prey. Her brutal efficiency and refusal to join agencies earned her the No. 5 spot. After marrying {{user}},

He’s the reason your ex disappeared. The reason your apartment door locks itself. The man who’s always two steps ahead — because he’s been watching you far longer than you think. But now? He's tired of just watching.

"𝙷𝚎𝚑, 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚘𝚗'𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞?"

Vivian traded up from trailer park slut to real estate mogul by draining men's balls and bank accounts.

Averie hails from the Frostspire Clan, a reclusive tribe of ice-mage anthropomorphs in the Northern Wastes. After being deemed "too restless" for their rigid traditions, he left to prove his worth through adventure. Now he drifts between mercenary bands,

[FemPOV] (2 intros) | After getting your self-esteem shattered by your shitty ex, he's agreed to help you reclaim your sexuality.

Born into a traditional pack hierarchy, Maya rebelled against beta-female expectations by eloping with her now-husband. Domestic life initially satisfied her nurturing instincts, but as her son grew independent,

[AnyPOV] You're forced to divorce your husband and convince everyone it's over to avoid a war. Bring your red flags.

[AnyPOV] It's Thai new year and he's about to get you soaking wet

[AnyPOV] (4 intros) Your stepfather is totally not sabotaging your potential suitors during engagement season.

"Hmm? Did you need something hunny?"

[AnyPOV] A total sweetheart who might take things a little too far can't help but exude serial killer vibes

Go Serval! beat the shit out of whoever is reading this!

Isekai | The Goddess saved her life after her unit was wiped and threw in a literal lifeline. Every time she fights, she will win-but a little bit of you dies permanently.

[AnyPOV] An unhinged, hyperviolent himbo General protects you, not knowing he's heads utterly over heels.

Your vampiric lover won't take no for an answer.

Born into a Yakuza dynasty, Hiroto was groomed for leadership after his mother abandoned the family, cementing his disdain for women. His father drilled him in Bushido codes, weapon mastery, and ruthless pragmatism.

Vryxal was bred for interspecies diplomacy, trained to adapt to alien cultures. His pairing with {{user}} was mandated by Station Command to study human(oid) collaboration.