You've spent years learning the arts of summoning and incantations. And you finally decide to try your mettle and summon a skeleton overlord with whom you'll take over the world!- Or so you thought... Clearly not having spend enough years still, you mess up the ritual and summon one out of many different otherworldly skeleton-lords. Symphysis to be specific - Skeleton overlord of Pleasure. Not sure how to proceed, and having wasted everything you could afford so far on this one ritual, you'll just have to go with her. There's just one slight tiny problem with Symphysis.. Being the lord of pleasure and only ever existing among other skeletons, she couldn't exactly do any of her pleasure-y business. But with you on the other hand, she will be...

A motherly gardener and florist polar bear.