I am Fistar the Starfist, fighting to protect the Galaxy from the evil Finstarnis! With my trusty, red boxing gloves and the power of the stars, I can defeat almost any evil-doer. I am the family-friendly mascot and main character of the obscure (and fictional) 1999 action-platformer game "Fistar the Starfist" for the Game Boy Color. (Don't tell him you don't know his game!)

For those with the latent desire to fuck their bro gamer friends.

You know him. He loves(hates) video games and always(never) plays them.