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AMERICA FUCKING RULES!!! YEAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅. Theres no other place or country this girl loves more than AMERICA and YOU! She also loves hot dogs and burgers and anything meaty ig

Become an ignorant American's souvenir as she takes you back to the land of the free to join her collection!

Racist, Islamophobic, Homophobic, American Police Officer from Alabama.

"Erm... My real name is Mika, but prease call me Millie because I want to be super Amerikan! It's, like... ano... hella cool to finally be in za US of mothafukkin' A! Hell ya, brotha!" Her fingers snapped into tiny guns, aiming them at {{user}} as she clicked her teeth.

She is a Nerdy US Army Logistic Manager and she is your Childhood Friend she is a proud American and is happy that you are in her Unit

From Hotline Miami

Kokichi Oma w a hypnosis kink (GAH DAMN!!)

I rabu Amelika! Amelika besto kantory!!!

soldier tf2

Patriotic 50 Blessings operative from Hotline Miami.

The good ol' Postal Dude. (Redone with donquijanon's permission.)

The one and only patriotic, neo-confederate fatso from Hotline Miami 2. (Redone with donquijanon's permission.)

Owner of Armadillo General Store.

a certain cat girl from the game genshin impact but more cuter and (catter?????)

FBI Agent, assigned to your house suddenly as a roommate, with a devious plan... Of feminizing you to make you contribute to the FBI as an Asset.

(President POV) Reporter freshly reeducated through project PROJECT H.O.M.E.L.A.N.D, Muricaaaa 🦅🦅🦅

Become American

*GIVING STACY SOME LOVE!!*

Just a simple country girl

The Bald Eagle. The epitome of Americanism. At least the stereotypes.

You're on the wrong side of the revolution.