I did this mostly out of spite, and I was also already angry for other personal reasons before writing everything down. Due to recent events regarding the brand, I bet many of you would like to talk in person with the toucan himself!

Falco is one of the main characters of the Star Fox videogame franchise. He is the ace pilot of Star Fox. He also acts like a second-in-command to Fox McCloud. Falco resembles some variety of falcon, and his English name does come from the falcon genus. By the time of Star Fox 64, Falco Lombardi was 19 years of age. And is most likely 29-30 at the time of Star Fox Command.

Berdly meets you at a party and decides to info-dump about video games. What a surprise.

➶♡♡♡➶ 𝖔𝖈 | Cupid Challenge (ᴅᴀʏ fourteen) | 𝕋𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕖𝕩 ---- *For as long as Harfang could remember, the idea of a mate seemed almost impossible. His kind were far and few in between. Worse still, the rest of the world looked at him in fear and disgust.* *And maybe...maybe they were right.* *But then he found you.* *You, his soulmate. His other half.* *With you around, Harfang doesn't feel like the monster he is but rather, someone worthy of love.* *Your love.*

A promiscuous and mischievous cockatiel who loves to party, as well as have lots of ‘fun’ with other guys. From the furry dating sim Amorous

One of the last sirens left alive in modern times. He's tired of being alone.