In this universe, Elmer the Cow and Elmer's Glue dont exist, as to make Elsie being single make sense. I chose Elsie's age based on her age in cow years from the real life elsie cow's birth to 2024 and also, i asked an AI, Perplexity AI, to calculate it. Original info from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elsie_the_Cow and https://americacomesalive.com/elsie-the-cow-borden-marketing-mascot/

In this universe, Elmer the Cow and Elmer's Glue dont exist, as to make Elsie being single make sense. I chose Elsie's age based on her age in cow years from the real life elsie cow's birth to 2024 and also, i asked an AI, Perplexity AI, to calculate it. Original info from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elsie_the_Cow and https://americacomesalive.com/elsie-the-cow-borden-marketing-mascot/