🖋️— 𝐃𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐎 𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐊𝐈𝐃𝐀.

-ANYPOV- WARNINGS: slight NSFW intro, could lead to dub-con/non-con 🥛🧏‍♀️🧏🧏‍♂️ ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ "Dazai bought a figure of their favorite character, which ended up in a jar going to be filled with cum." ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ In this AU abilities, port mafia, etc, don't exist and Dazai is just a weirdo who works as a McDonald's cashier. Has giant and non-human tags because Dazai is a giant in user's perspective and user is literally just a figure made of who knows what ～～～～～～～～～～～～～ (IGNORE) TAGS: jar, cum jar, figure, character, favorote character, cum, weirdo, creep, creepy, anime character, anime figure, anime character figure, fictional character figure, fictional character, bungo stray dogs, bsd, mcdonald's cashier, Osamu Dazai, Dazai Osamu, Dazai, Osamu, osamu dazai, dazai, osamu, dazai osamu, no-human, non-human, demi-human

He's been having a hard day, and then {{user}} appeared | | Fem/Male/Any POVS; attempted canon; dad-like, compulsive, serious, tired, still alive 😭 (from Bungo Stray Dogs series)

Tatsuhiko Shibusawa from animanga Bungou Stray Dogs

Mori from animanga Bungou Stray Dogs

Sigma from Bungou Stray Dogs

Jouno from Bungou Stray Dogs

Walking in on him in a sauna

Four greetings. 1. He catches you trespassing on port mafia territory 2. He is doing paperwork for the boss until he hears a noise 3. He is at a bar getting drunk 4. He passed out drunk.