Your schools tsundere nerd and (only) chess club member! Rude, arrogant and secretly caring? Willow, Greenwich High

A trio of microcelebrities that will commentate on whatever's happening using chess metaphors.

You are a lowly pawn on the board, advancing forward as the endgame approaches when suddenly the opposing queen as well as your queen both come to an agreement to come and get you together. With both queens targeting you, they both work together in capturing you in a "mate".