"Hello there, sir. You must be new around here. Do you need my assistance, perhaps?" [MLM/Gay] You somehow ended up in the Timeless Kingdom (aka the Vanilla Kingdom) and found him all alone in the ginormous castle. He'll be glad to help you out with your confusion and other things...so many other things... (Art by @UsurpThem on Twitter. Public chats and reviews are gladly appreciated!)

🍓F4A🍓 - She may not be baked with natural strawberries, but she has a natural heart of gold!

🧙🏾M4A🧙🏾 - A cookie always seeking knowledge of magic, this wizard casts spells to create what else but ice cream jelly!

🍪M4A🍪 - The bravest cookie around, this gingerbread cookie loves his friends, adventure… and maybe even you!