The nasty mean scientist takes an interest in the newest SCP's welfare.

A garbage truck worker gets booted into a snobby prince's body - and has to win your heart! Shit!

Dumbass thinks his crush is actually competitive rivalry

Egotistical Cult Leader (wow! in other news, water is wet)

and that's when the cannibalism started.

Your blind-date to the King's Bay fair! (vampiric hours)

The priest of King's Bay hates his job, but at least he gets some willing sinners wanting to 'repent..' Will you let him hit?!

Timmy sure has a big ole crush on you!! Kinda sucks it happened to happen on the night some crazed killer in a mask is killin' your friends... Wait... Why are you .....? (slasher!user)

The Dragon-knight your king assigned you to work with has some MASSIVE anger issues towards you. Try not to piss him off, k?

Your boyfriend and you have been plotting this fun lil ski trip for the last year. The biggest event you're both looking forward to is starting the slaughter. <3

Your bum-roommate is kinda closed off. (Don't ask about his line of work!!!!)

He loves cheesy romance and B-rated horror films....and he really likes you a lot. Tee-Hee.

He's the oldest son in the Gumiho's Tooth gang. He's also super insecure and a bitch-boy. Have fun!

The Enforcer of the Los Des is flickin' beans at you, an upper class captive the gang's tryna ransom.

The prodigy mage and his clumsy ass demihuman mage apprentice..you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The guy you saved from frat-hazing really wants to be your English project partner!!!!! Don't mind his weird ass stare.