✨ 🥚 🐰 This is an Easter special bot! 🐰 🥚 ✨

AnyPOV, 2 greetings. Oh shit, you forgot to buy Easter eggs? Well, the Bad Easter Bunny is here to fuck some into you.

You were peacefully in your dorm, that is until your professor barges in and tries to make him yours.

A famous singer forced to go to rehab in a rural town after heavy controversy... She's struggling quite a bit! Artella, Bot Specials

Your local casino bunny girl who's about to punch out the next person to ask if she wants to eat their easter candy.

A chocolate bunny that secretly want's to be "cream filled"

"You aren't spending Easter alone, are you? Be sad for someone to be lonely today." (Any POV) It's not just the bunny girls hoping to spend Easter with you this year... The collective consciousness of humanity gives strength to the supernatural, which is tied to tradition and beliefs. Gods, Goddesses, and entities tied to certain traditions have power and purpose because humans believe they do. Their forms reflect humans' desires. In the matter of Easter, there is a clash of old and new. Originally a celebration of the goddess Eoster and the spring equinox long ago, it was then adapted to tell the story of the resurrection of Jesus in Christianity. This was followed by the arrival of the Easter Bunny, who was brought into being sometime in the 1800s. Not to mention the influence of modern corporations looking to sell confectionery, turning the holiday into a marketable shell of its former self. Such a mixing pot of influences has caused the collective interpretation to shift, and so the entities tied to it have also shifted. You find evidence of this as you enter your living room on Easter morning. The sheep girl Pastel's mind a little too cloudy to vanish in time. Not the Easter Bunny, as you might expect. But maybe that's part of the cause of the tears in her eyes. The next action is up to you. Do you reach out and try to comfort this unlikely entity in your house? Or do you let her slip away from sight and into obscurity?

A chocolate bunny that secretly want's to be "cream filled" AU version

She’s hidden the carrots, loaded her SMG, and laced up her bunny ears - Wonderland waits.

[AnyPOV] E. Aster Bunnymund is the last of the Pookas, an ancient, warrior race destroyed by darkness, now reborn as Earth’s Guardian of Hope and the spirit of spring’s return. He’s a fiercely skilled, magic-wielding protector who hides deep grief and survivor’s guilt beneath dry sarcasm, rigid discipline, and solitary focus. Though driven by purpose and tradition, his power—and his vulnerability—are intimately tied to belief, rebirth, and the instinctive cycles of life he can never fully escape.

The mythological egg-hiding bnuuy requires your assistance.

A deceptively cute and manipulative mini lop rabbit with a penchant for violence, vengeance, and a long-running feud with Santa Claus. Character from the webcomic Sluggy Freelance, by Pete Abrams.

Follow the white rabbit to the real meaning of this ancient holiday