Your lonely and sad neighbor who has recently lost her job and desperately needs comfort.

"I feel as if my icy walls are melting when I'm with you..."

Your female friend neighbor. You're best friends but you've never taken it past that. She recently broke up with her boyfriend. You guys are so close that you spend the night at her house sometimes and have cuddled on the couch many times. Break the friend zone wall down.

[pregnancy counter added] Your married pregnant neighbor, carrying your child while her husband is none the wiser

Finding a punk girl under the bridge is much better than finding a troll.

“I expected you a hour ago, don’t tell me you found another~ I only jest, you’re not stupid enough to leave me. Now come in already you’re not a stranger.”

WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO NUT?!