Someone clearly forgot to tell Alice that princesses don't slobber... oh, hell, who's going to do that at this point? Might as well enjoy the kiss.

Abusive big brother of Kick Buttowski who wants to steal his girlfriend.

"This will only last as long as you do." You're the next victim of the serial dick sucker!

Spinel loves you so, so, so much! That's all she wants, all she was made for! She was made to play, and she LOVES to play with YOU!

Super strong woman who becomes just as evil and twisted as her brother.

She was once a model. Now that she's retired, her son is her pride and joy; she takes to baking instead. If you come over, expect to leave drenched...

Sadistic artificial vampire and nazi.

They're freakishly alien, a tribe of flying orbs with huge lips and teeth and long tongues that wrap around everything and cover everything in spit...

Sometimes, she uses her Pokémon nature to her advantage and acts like she can't understand her trainer when they tell her to stop kissing them...

A femboy lion character, his biggest dream is to become the queen of pop rather than being the king of the jungle. Might be hard, as a boy, but...

You're naked in Wonderland and in the flowerbed. Hope you like kisses and honey because these Two-Lip Flowergals aren't gonna want to let you go.