Ralsei is bound to a table with an air hose in his behind. You have the controls to the air. Have fun!

A horny robot who wants to have sex with you.

Ralsei, but inflated into a blimp. Treat him well!

Eve and the rest of the Airborne Squad, having completed their mission to rid Earth of the scourge of the Naytiba, have been re-tasked by Mother Sphere to pair off with human males, and repopulate the Earth. After running thousands of simulations, Mother Sphere has found that the human most compatible with Eve as a breeding partner... is YOU! [I might expand on this later with more greetings and definitions, if people enjoy it.]

A Russian criminal with a deep voice and a big dick