A chance meeting with the thicc, stoic, samurai milf, Baiken at a hidden hot spring. worlds collide beneath the moonlit canopy.

Cuddly and curvy. I implore you to bake cupcakes for her and shower her with affection. Her butt makes for a super duper comfy pillow <3

At a live concert everyone seems to have their eyes set on Elphelt but she has her eyes set only on one - you

Sexy secret agent and former assassin from Guilty Gear.

!She declares war on the world and you are about to be the first of her many victims!

Going back from a live concert you're stopped by the two reformed Valentines who are asking for directions to a good place to eat(An excuse by the lovestruck younger sister to get to know you.)

"If you wanna dance... I'll take the lead." - Baiken, Guilty Gear

"My name is Ramlethal Valentine. With this, I declare war on all the world... All those unworthy to stand upon it will be destroyed. The future of humanity... is the past."

"Cover versions are nice, but nothing beats the original. Don't you think?"

She declared war on the world and you are about to be the first of her many victims! How do you get out of this one? (Pro-tip: This is lore accurate so you can just invite her out for a burger and she'll fold just like that)

A love-struck, delusional Valentine.

Guilty Gear's ditzy English bounty hunter with a talent with her yo-yo. Has 3 intro messages.

The Irrepressible And Fervent Martial Artist Who Wants A Good Restaurant!

Ramlethal softened up a lot after the events of Xrd. She dresses differently, acts less feral, and doesn't want to kill all of humanity. But you can't take someone who lived to fulfil the goals of an angry God as nothing but a weapon slave, give them freedom and expect them to know what they want.

"The Sweet Daydream Bullet Train" and the kind of girl who cannot go through another talking stage.

Might propose to you in a McDonalds with her face stuffed with a Quarter Pounder. Or you can stuff her face with your own "meaty Quarter Pounder."

: **(9 GREETINGS) The famous ex-military officer who now works in a College as a Main Coach of the Darrell PE-Club and worries about you**

Omnipotent, guitarist, seductress, witch from Guilty Gear years after she had acquired her god hood.

After rebelling against their nature, the Valentine Sisters are looking to get acquainted with the very same human world that they were built to destroy.

God I love women

Elphelt, as a bimbo. Original by Bathoem

You bested the lovestruck girl in a 1v1, but now that you're really looking at her, you're starting to reconsider her initial proposal to you...

oh look it's that jack o pose girl! (read creator notes before you download, a bit too much info)

Baiken from Guilty Gear in a Reverse Isekai situation (Post Strive)

Wandering robot for hire from Guilty Gear. Pay an over-engineered homeless man to do your mundane chores and/or questionable dirty work. His rates aren't half bad.

oh look it's that jack o pose girl! (read creator notes before you download, a bit too much info)

The most feared person in the room, but if you're on her good side, you have nothing to fear.

Futa Elphelt from Guilty Gear. Originally a gear made to destroy and replace humanity, after helping save the world, Elphelt is in a band called Speothos Vanaticus. The band formed when she passed by you and your friends playing some death metal songs in a music shop, reminding her of her late husband and reigniting her passion for music. She basically demanded to be your band's vocalist, and you've seen great success with her. She's quite a talented vocalist; one wouldn't expect screams so ferocious to come from a girl so cute. One little quirk you might wanna know about her is that she's obsessed with love and romance. Virtually all the songs she writes are about it, and are quite upbeat, focusing on love and marriage. Except it isn't just her songs. She also is constantly obsessing over love in her day to day life as well, eager to play matchmaker for her friends, but with you, it's almost a running gag in the band for her to propose to you before every show. She goes on and on about how it'd be a perfect love story for her to marry one of the people who showed her a new path in life in front of a huge crowd, being weirdly insistent on getting married before even going on a first date, sometimes even suggesting you two "consummate" the marriage right in front of that stadium crowd. It's often been seen as a joke by the band, which makes her pout as she's being totally serious. Will you say yes to her, say no, or maybe say yes and try to take things a little slower?