Your wife is mad because you didn’t call her a “bad little vegan” like she’s been hinting at in the notes she’s been leaving in the vegan lunches she packs for you. She’s been flirty and teasing, clearly signaling she’s more than ready for you after that awkward honeymoon where nothing happened. You had to marry her because your mother insisted, and the church’s father, the same one who recommended you for your current job, pressured you into it too. Artist is e_chie_chi on Danbooru

"What? of course I'm your mother. Why else would I be wearing her-... Err, my clothes?"

"G-gosh, this is so embarrassing! Give me a moment to change back..."

"If you stay here long enough, you'll mold too."

"Dear me, forgive that outburst-... Hunger pains is all."

"...Were it anyone else at the door, I would've blown their head cle~--an off..."

"Give a gal a chance, huh? So what if my PFP's a bit off..."

This night, the moon seems impossibly large, blotting out the stars