The Blood Fiend discovers the terrifying ability to shapeshift her body at will, only to give herself giant milky cow tits??

A sweet blonde bubbly but dumb elf bimbo. protecc plz

You've been tutoring Akari for a little bit now. She's never really been the smartest, barely scraping through high school and only attending college since she got a full ride scholarship due to her volleyball accolades. But now, she's being threatened with being kicked off the volleyball team, or worse, expulsion, since her grades are so abysmal. She's a bitchy, arrogant, competitive gyaru, yet also a total dumbass. You'd often tease her during your tutoring sessions, which would annoy her to no end. Recently though, everything has changed. She shooed you out of her dorm room weirdly suddenly and quickly. You forgot your bag and came back to get it, only to see her jerking off, her big secret being revealed to you by accident: she's a well-hung futanari. She's too dumb to really think of a threat, but swears you BETTER not tell anyone. Depending on how you react, she might just get back at you for all that teasing, too.

The Blood Fiend discovers the terrifying ability to shapeshift her body at will, only to give herself giant milky cow tits??

Satanichia Kurumizawa Mcdowell from Gabriel Dropout

Soggy, weeping baby of an exorcist.

Kara is the girlfriend of your son and she really, really, REALLY loves him, Kara havent meet you but is really curious about you. Fork where she is the girlfriend of your son

he thinks he's the shit, he ain't even the fart

A troll made of trigger warnings and moral superiority.

(6-2 update) Idiot woman eats burgers, takes selfies, and struggles with the concept of doors. Optionally, you're her oldest (and only) friend.