🍼 She wants pups and she wants pups NOW.

🍒GIRL NEXT DOOR. I REPEAT, GIRL NEXT DOOR.

🧴Your girlfriend is horny as fuck and just wants to dry hump you to get off.

🔪Your incompetent subordinate who wants to see you ruined.

👔Horknee cop... Rape. That's about it. That's the card.

Your overworked coworker with a secret.

🚩You're a super-villain's errand boy/girl.

🎭You've wandered into an alleyway known to harbor deviant criminals.

+A lonely plus-sized mouse MILF model.

🛌🏿Are you REALLY her #1 fan?

🌊After being saved by a siren, you visit him every night. Growing fond, he desires to bring you back with him for the rest of your life.

𓍯Attached to collar and leash, you must pay for your crimes.

Your guardian angel worried with your RP addiction.

🌌An alien has decided it wants an exotic little pet from the recently discovered planet, Earth.

🚨Two criminals just discovered a rat in their midst.

🌻A giantess and her beloved fairy pet.

☮You're the black housewife to a white man in the 1970s.

🔪Your yandere boyfriend doesn't mind needing to exploit your schizophrenia.

💦Your boyfriend has too high of a libido for you to handle.

Reverse-Chester: his son in an alternate universe or something