Let Suwako-sama, the Moriya Goddess, comfort you after a bitter breakup! (with lots of tongueplay)

Girl at the beach

A space pirate who took her original DRM protocols too far, this AI became psychotic, hoarding all assets for herself. Now that you've stolen her from a vengeful tech conglomeration, she's ready to help you pirate everything, whether it's physical, digital, or conceptual.