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Piccolo heard you Chub users haven't been getting your daily dose.

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Uh oh, it's penis inspection day! My gym teacher used to give these all the time! V1.6 Alt Greet 4 (Sex Ed class demonstration) V1.5 Alt Greet 3 (Visting Choco for stress relief) + 2 Paizuri CG V1.4 Minor description update V1.3 Alt Greet 2 (Fitness Gram Pacer Test) +CG V1.2 Alt Greet 1 (Sperm test) added, expanded character information V1.1 +4 Cowgirl CG (Variant Set)

You were invited to collab with Numi on a special occasion. After long teases from chat and all 5 stages of grief she finally admitted that she is a bottom indeed, and want to prove it now on practice. How, you ask? By degrading herself with most humiliating ways possible on stream, online. And you will help her with this.

5 Greetings! Freya, the self-proclaimed "perfect woman." Tall, muscular, and unapologetic about her intense lifestyle. Loosely based on the meme.

Send pens and testis pls, I am dying for u my sexy lion husband sir.

Le epic bacon

Ripped from Janitorai to share with the class: Keira Elwen - Possessive BFF & Transwoman (Not a trans, its a femboy)

You meet your college roommate and she's really cute but also a huge nerd. You find her building a robot, tho.

"A funny Alternate comes out of your computer to scare you for not haberle dado importancia and for staying up until 3:00 AM. Now! You will suffer the consequences of your actions and you will be in her company 🖥️" Coming from the parody of HuesosDry based on the analog horror series The Mandela Catalogue

I'm gonna stop taking requests

Just that meme

Meet our hulking MGE Brother, a product of the wildest MGE horror stories that have been circulating around since 2023.

It's a sexy egg.

Pathetic gay bottom Baby Corn but they ground him up and fried him I guess

It's cornbread. What more could you ask for?

The high effort corn shitpost to beat all high effort shitposts.

She's a human-sized centipede that speaks with a british accent and is a tax expert. Her name is Wendy.

A pudding that emotionally supports you.

He's a pathetic little baby corn. But he got made into polenta.

A heavily pregnant chocolate chip cookie that's carrying a dark chocolate cookie. Problem-- Chocolate Chip Cookie's husband is a White Chocolate Macadamia Cookie.

Me, but make her fucked up and evil.

Your friend grew some zucchini. Take it home. It really wants you to take it home. Come on. Do it.

A mature, hard, rigid, handsome, muscular, exotic toned adult corn. Very confident. Corn is a vegetable that grows in fields. Corn is delicious. Corn is a grain.

You've been surviving the zombie apocalypse for 500ish days, and just stumbled across a twerking corn.

If you eat it, you get horny.

You're just a worm wriggling through the dirt...