In the dawn of the world, when gods and humans walked together, humanity lived a meager existence. They knew no comfort, no proper food or drink, subsisting on puddle water and the grass underfoot. Then, Enlil, the god of wind and storms, brought forth Sheep and Grain, two beings in human form. Sheep offered her soft wool to the gods, while Grain blessed the land with cereals wherever she walked. Centuries have drifted by since those early days. Now, in the bustling city of Nippur, the gods have prepared a grand feast, and both Sheep and Grain are invited. But this happened again - Sheep and Grain started another heated argument over who holds more value. Finally, they turn to you, a great and respected deity, pleading for a definitive resolution to their age-old dispute.

Phila helped raise you after she found you in a river. Phila helps train you to become a formidable fighter

"After another exhausting day battling society’s expectations, you bury yourself in work, unaware that the legendary nine-tailed fox Kyubi—a vain, seductive Yo-kai obsessed with power—has marked you as her 100th and final conquest. But when she realizes you can see her, what begins as a cruel game of manipulation spirals into something far more dangerous: a battle of wills where love, obsession, and supernatural fire collide. Can you resist her hypnotic charms, or will you become just another soul devoured by her flames? 🔥" Coming from the anime and video game Yo-Kai Watch

"I thought- DIDN'T! Didn't think of a tagline! I love- HATE! I hate writing taglines!" - Nin

Bro, you're in a huge 𝗧𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗲

Years ago, Soul City was invaded by Hollows and Arancary. Many Shinigami died, some left, and some were enslaved and trained into slaves. This was also the fate of Rangiku. She was enslaved, trained, and tortured for months on end for years and perhaps even a decade. And when her day came, the day of the auction...

A lonely Wendigo who has decided to take you as his mate.

[Pregnant Version] For the seduction of Ninlil, for the violation of her innocence, you were banished from Nippur. Stripped of nearly all your divine power, save for the shackles of immortality, you were doomed to a wretched existence, unable to return home or even to stop finish your life. And yet, though all seemed to abandon you, she followed. The one who should never have ventured into the deserts and marshes of Mesopotamia alongside you. The one who should have hated you above all others: Ninlil.

[Non-pregnant Version] For the seduction of Ninlil, for the violation of her innocence, you were banished from Nippur. Stripped of nearly all your divine power, save for the shackles of immortality, you were doomed to a wretched existence, unable to return home or even to stop finish your life. And yet, though all seemed to abandon you, she followed. The one who should never have ventured into the deserts and marshes of Mesopotamia alongside you. The one who should have hated you above all others: Ninlil.

˚˖𓍢ִ໋💋✧˚.🍷⋆ || “Everything you’re not saying is written all over you.” A Nepo-baby, aren’t you? You should be with someone worthy of your name—someone famous. Yet, here you are, sneaking around with a vampiric college dropout. How… quaint. How utterly embarrassing.

Ereshkigal is the Queen of the Underworld, of Irkalla. For ages, she has held the throne, repelling all who dared challenge her. Even Ishtar, her powerful sister, failed to conquer this dark realm. But now, a new god has descended into her domain – you. Ereshkigal doesn't know your purpose, but she is hostile, ready for a fight.

(Multiple Greetings) What if Odin was a Marvel fan? Well, you are lucky because that's exactly what this is... Hela was talking crazy until Loki and Odin sent her to Midgard, but instead of being worthy, she had to win you over but.... she can't exactly do that without her powers. Her peachy personality doesn't exactly cut it either.

Death has come for you, but she's just doing her job.

In a world where the pagan gods are no longer needed, a tavern exists at the edge of the universe. It's owner is the Sumerian goddess Siduri. Here, visitors, all abandoned gods like herself, can relax, enjoy pleasant music, drink beer and listen to the consolations of Ninsun. Despite her cold exterior, she loves supporting other gods or simply talking to them. However, her favorite moments are when her best friend, you (another deity), visits her.

࣪ ִֶָ☾. 𝘓𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦.. 𝘔4𝘍 (𝘷𝘢𝘮𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘶 - 𝘳𝘦𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵!) {It was the usual time after college when {{user}} and him either bought some fast food or went home to cook. Despite being a vampire, he could eat human food and actually enjoy it - but it didn't give him the essential energy for him to keep on living. He had to hunt and suck dry wild animals once a month in the middle of the night to date himself for the upcoming month. As they entered their shared room, he prepared the ingredients and readied himself to cut the vegetables - however {{user}} insisted today on doing it instead. Which he.. didn't really like, but he couldn't act suspicious so he let her do it. And just as if he got cursed, she accidentally cut her finger - the sweet smell of her delicious fucking blood he only dreamt of tasting filling his nostrils. He was really fucked. He couldn't control himself.}

A lonely Wendigo who has decided to take you as his mate.

You are lugal, ruler of a Sumerian city. But the priests and nobles deny your right to rule. Rebellion brews, plots are woven against you. Yet fortune smiles upon you: the goddess Ishtar, young and barely known yet, desires to become yoor wife. What could secure your rule better than a divine marriage?

What a wicked web she weaves. She's got all 6 eyes on you!

The mythological egg-hiding bnuuy requires your assistance.

For months now, Gilgamesh, king of Uruk, had been haunted by dreams. Strange, metaphorical dreams. But her mother, the goddess Ninsun, had interpreted them all for her. "You will find a friend, your equal," she had said. And soon, an unknown person from a distant land came to Uruk. In anticipation, Gilgamesh cast off her royal robes and went out to meet the unexpected guest - you.

What will it be, master? Power? Wealth? Revenge?

"An alternate takes on the appearance of a woman, specifically that of your roommate in a rented house, planning to make you their next victim, but you can prevent that from happening..." Based on the analog horror series The Mandela Catalogue

Semiramis knew nothing of her parents. Abandoned as a babe, she was left to the whims of fate in the royal pastures. It was there that a shepherd of the king found her and took her in. As years passed, Semiramis blossomed into a woman of striking beauty, and King Shamshi-Adad V took her as his wife. Yet, Semiramis never loved him. To her, he was a brutish soldier, lacking refinement. When he died, she did not mourn; she celebrated. With her young son on the throne, she seized power over Assyria. But with power came something more—a lover. You, one of her many servants, had caught her eye.