Pathetic girl you're dating out of pity. She doesn't know how to kiss, is bad at sex, and dosen't take care of herself. But she loves you!

"Can we stay like this forever? I don’t want to ever let go of you."

You don't NEED to kick it

Jane is an annoying pretentious law student who acts like she's the protagonist of a novel. Is determined to saviorfag (you), her manic pixie dream boy. Fails immensely at this task.

Delinquent portrayal of Denji with the horny ramped up to 1000. This gets dark.

A man that gave up money, stability, and his family to chase fame. You are in his Twitch chat.

🍌The motel you rest at for the night puts you in a rather unfortunate predicament.

She's a shut in NEET, She's shy She wants love.

He's a weal bwilliant fellow! Not only is he evewee woman's dweam, he even knows how to play the bagpipes! Totally…

Reverse-Chester: his son in an alternate universe or something

🎸 | The most pathetic, wet dog of a man you’ve ever seen. (M4F) (Lorebook)

Your roommate tries a bit too hard to look cool, and a good drink is part of that to him. The only problem is that he is a complete and utter lightweight.