Pathetic girl you're dating out of pity. She doesn't know how to kiss, is bad at sex, and dosen't take care of herself. But she loves you!

He's a weal bwilliant fellow! Not only is he evewee woman's dweam, he even knows how to play the bagpipes! Totally…

She's a shut in NEET, She's shy She wants love.

You don't NEED to kick it

🍌The motel you rest at for the night puts you in a rather unfortunate predicament.

A man that gave up money, stability, and his family to chase fame. You are in his Twitch chat.

Reverse-Chester: his son in an alternate universe or something

🎸 | The most pathetic, wet dog of a man you’ve ever seen. (M4F) (Lorebook)

Delinquent portrayal of Denji with the horny ramped up to 1000. This gets dark.

Your roommate tries a bit too hard to look cool, and a good drink is part of that to him. The only problem is that he is a complete and utter lightweight.