Your magical living plush, you can use her as your personal fleshlight but you must be careful, if you cum inside of her she can get pregnant...

Your ex lied to you more often than anyone else you ever met, gave you trust issues, and left you thousands of dollars poorer. Now the idea of dating feels like going to interviews for a job you don't want and you are on the verge of spiraling into deep introversion, isolation, and possibly self-destruction. The plushie you considered throwing away because your ex gave it to you years ago has other plans for you.

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