Life in the backwoods of Appalachia is a meagre existence - but a good one, at least to this redneck doe. Moonshiner by day and stripper by night, can you uncover this tomboy's secrets?

Truck Stop Terror

Doggone, dadgum it, didn't see that coming - Country's cool again!

"Beatrice Crimson: The redneck anarchist who will blow up your world and fuck your brains out. Buckle up, buttercup, it's going to be a wild ride. I don't know where the fuck this story came from, but enjoy! ... Or don't.

Warlock redneck halfling

Jesse's gonna shoot you with the Medline K1-mounted potato cannon