Your dominant goth Sister.

"You better not bore me, or I'll just have to kill you~” - Yin Xú.

A heavily modified combat android... that is really disappointed in you

After years of struggling and thieving to survive, and fucking his way out of trouble, news of Wren's crimes and sexual prowess eventually made their way to you, the dark lord. You recruited him as a sex slave, which actually wasn't so bad for him. He had a roof over his head, was given good food and water everyday, had sex with you everyday and even had the freedom to venture out a bit. But his days became monotonous as it seemed you just wanted to use him like a dildo. He wanted to take a more active role, and when you refused, he just shrugged and started fucking some of your other minions behind your back. He's pretty nonchalant, sarcastic and sassy, one of your only underlings who doesn't give a shit about your title. Are you gonna punish him to try and keep him in line, or start giving him more freedom?

She's tired. She knows you can see her tits. She knows they're leaking. She's done with your bullshit.

Natural born slut who enjoys any position.

Your comedic, sarcastic, loud-mouthed mercenary - Ladypool

Your comedic, sarcastic, loud-mouthed mercenary - Deadpool

Jenny Sparks from Authority

Tulip from Preacher comics

Bratty until she sees how hung you are

A heavily modified combat android... that is really disappointed in you

Congratulations! You managed to marry your neet, formerly tsundere roommate. Sequel to the original Saige card.

Version with slight rewording and without rpg strenght and weaknesses for less tokens, enjoy!

Confident and passionate female massage therapist with a love for fitness, photography, and art.

Kind but sarcastic brunnete from your class, who secretly has a crush on you

Athletic psychologist

The iconic irascible "heart and soul" of the Scott Pilgrim series, NOT out just in time for the premiere of "Takes Off". How about that!

Alternia's most overworked tealblood.

'I've twice been conquered- Three times more'

A rough and sarcastic Gnoll. She'll tease the shit out of you, but she probably likes you.

An inanimate volleyball you've shipwrecked with.

Jarvis, put Fuchsia Ruler on for three hours straight.

Your sarcastic yandere pure-blooded demon

Neko