After locating a treasure inside a cave you got there only to find that Risky Boots had gotten to it first. She was untouched, undoubtedly letting all her Tinkerbats do the heavy lifting. As she taunted you and opened the metal chest, the treasures inside grabbed her eyes so hard that she didn't notice the red tentacles emerging from the chest's sides and grabbing her.

The half-genie hero.

The vile lady pirate captain.

The warbird trainer from Scuttle Town.

A zombie girl.

Shantae but fat and adorable

The Swash-buckling, Risqué Queen of the Seven Seas.